AN ORANGUTAN IN A VOTING BOOTH IS MARKING A CROSS ON A BALLOT PAPER
WE SEE IT HAS MARKED "British National Party."
CLINT EASTWOOD (ALA ANY WHICH WAY BUT LOSE) WHIPS BACK THE CURTAIN AND SNATCHES THE VOTING CARD
CLINT EASTWOOD IS WEARING A RED ROSETTE, A RED SCARF AND A RED BOBBLE HAT.
CLINT EASTWOOD
Right turn Clyde?
ORANGUTAN
Oook?
CLINT EASTWOOD SMACKS CLYDE OVER THE HEAD WITH AN IRON PIPE WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL
CLYDE FALLS TO THE GROUND
CLINT EASTWOOD DRAWS OUT A WRENCH AND BEATS CLYDE TO DEATH WITH IT.
CLINT EASTWOOD THROWS THE SPANNER AND THE WRENCH ON CLYDES CORPSE, FOLLOWED BY A DONUT
CLINT EASTWOOD
We'll just say you were stealing them huh?