British Comedy Guide

Right turn Clyde.

AN ORANGUTAN IN A VOTING BOOTH IS MARKING A CROSS ON A BALLOT PAPER

WE SEE IT HAS MARKED "British National Party."

CLINT EASTWOOD (ALA ANY WHICH WAY BUT LOSE) WHIPS BACK THE CURTAIN AND SNATCHES THE VOTING CARD

CLINT EASTWOOD IS WEARING A RED ROSETTE, A RED SCARF AND A RED BOBBLE HAT.

CLINT EASTWOOD
Right turn Clyde?

ORANGUTAN
Oook?

CLINT EASTWOOD SMACKS CLYDE OVER THE HEAD WITH AN IRON PIPE WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL

CLYDE FALLS TO THE GROUND

CLINT EASTWOOD DRAWS OUT A WRENCH AND BEATS CLYDE TO DEATH WITH IT.

CLINT EASTWOOD THROWS THE SPANNER AND THE WRENCH ON CLYDES CORPSE, FOLLOWED BY A DONUT

CLINT EASTWOOD
We'll just say you were stealing them huh?

Strange...

I thought it was rather conventional

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