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Tiny Bang Theories: A Fat-Finding Mission

When it comes to talent identification in sport, fat kids are slipping through the net. Albeit a net with a gappy mesh.

We're all familiar with the way young footballers are brought on, but are we seeing enough from the Sumo Wrestling Academies, the Darts Academies? - sporting institutions that demand porky excellence. All too often they are failing to pick up raw talent. Darts scouts, where are you? There's overweight youth out there planting the javelin perilously close to a foot-impaling in the athletics season. The sort of thing that generally gets overlooked. But look closer, scouts, at the consistency of the javelin placements. Notice a missile accuracy over a much shorter range and notice that the thrower is a 'brandable' tubby... (Continued at www.tinybangtheories.com)

Best wishes,
Paul (Ed.)

Sorry Spikey didn't continue.. taking the piss out of kids doesn't do it for me. Not sure where you want to go with this.

:) Hi Spikey, thought your contibution amusing albeit cruel.

The blog 'theories' were better I like lateral thinking, I often think like this about everyday products and institutions, but I am a b it odd.

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