Seance

INT. SEANCE - DAY

BIRDS-EYE-VIEW OF THE OUIJA BOARD WITH A NUMBER OF ANONYMOUS PEOPLE RESTING THEIR HANDS ON THE STONE.

MAN
Oh my god; it's moving!

THEIR HANDS MOVE FROM LETTER TO LETTER SPELLING N-U-G-G-E-T-S.

MAN
Nuggets? It's moving again!

THEIR HANDS MOVE FROM LETTER TO LETTER SPELLING O-N-E.

MAN
Nuggets one?

THEIR HANDS MOVE AGAIN FROM L TO B.

MAN
Nuggets one lb? lb? lb is pound isn't it?

SUDDENLY STACEY SOLOMON STANDS UP FROM THE GROUP.

STACEY
That's right. Nuggets one pound at Iceland!

SHE SMILES TO CAMERA. EVERYONE LOOKS AT HER ANGRILY.

END

Her perpetual cheeriness makes this

Sorry don't get this one?

I'm not that keen on this one. Maybe you could try a different slant on the seance where the voice from the other side turns out to have tourettes.

It's a no from me. Solomon appearing is more 'huh?' than funny.

Every one of you, other than ShandonBelle, is a bumface. Nah, only joking, ShandonBelle is a bumface too.

Thanks for critiquing my Iceland commercial.

What was the thinking behind this?

Spoof. Iceland. Commercial. Silly. Smiles. Plaudits.

Just curious where you got the idea from. I've seen those Iceland commercials and stabbed my eyes out, naturally. Just wondering if there was a link between Seance and Iceland that we were missing.

Nah not really. Thought of it as a kind of Shooting Stars piss take sketch, with a vicious impression of Stacey Solomon.

Your avatar is freaky.

Don't worry, it can't see your internet searches.

Phew!