Justin - Today was the last male only Saudi Arabian municipal election. King Abdullah has now granted women the right to vote, which is something Newsjack was very keen to cover. But none of the team wanted to travel that far. We tried sending the work experience kid to the middle east, but he ended up in Lowestoft town centre. Luckily our sister show picked up the slack. They are women in the know presenting the worlds most gossip-y show - Loosejack
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Car-Oil - Hello, hello, hello I'm Car-Oil In MeCoffee and welcome to Loosejack
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Car-Oil - (CON/T) We all watched as he chowed down on kangaroo dan-ger-lees - that was a disturbing episode of Ready Steady Cook - it's Joe Swash. Welcome to your three hundredth consecutive show - what have you been up to?
Joe - I did one episode of EastEnders last week so I'll be dining out on that for the next few years
Car-Oil - Great. To help us make sense of the Saudi Arabian issue we have Doctor Lab Coat
Lab - Hello
Car-Oil - And we are very fortunate to be joined by one of the twentieth centuries most influential figures on womens rights; Geri Halliwell
Geri - Girl Power
Car-Oil - Girl power indeed. Let's dive right in shall we. Let's go to our most esteemed guests
Lab - Thank you. It's a huge step forward, but it would be foolish to accept this as the new status quo. We need to push on for more rights
Car-Oil - Erm I was actually talking about Geri
Geri - Why don't you stick to being eye candy?
Lab - Excuse me I've been to Saudi Arabia. I've fought for equal rights around the world and I've been tortured for my beliefs
Geri - Well I've been Butlins, I fought Mel B for supremacy in the Spice Girls and don't talk to me about torture. I was in a singing group with Victoria Beckham
Lab - I thought this was a serious show. I thought this was a daytime version of newsnight
Joe - Newsafternoon?
Lab - I'm going
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