I went into the shop today and a man threw cheese at me and poured milk over my head, I thought how Dairy!
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As a lactose intolerant, I find that joke offensive.
Alright Zooo don't milk it!
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2011, 3:19 PM BSTI went into the shop today and a man threw cheese at me and poured milk over my head, I thought how Dairy!
Someone else repeated the same joke today as a status update on Facebook.
It's like a Moprphic field or something
Something
I went into the butchers today and the butcher threw kidneys and liver at me. I said what? Cat got your tongue?
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2011, 3:19 PM BSTI went into the shop today and a man threw cheese at me and poured milk over my head, I thought how Dairy!
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2011, 3:56 PM BSTI went into the butchers today and the butcher threw kidneys and liver at me. I said what? Cat got your tongue?
Well the expected follow on line would be ... 'I thought how offal', so I subverted the audience expectations with a cunning twist. I can hear it on the playgrounds now.
Quote: sootyj @ October 4 2011, 10:08 PM BSTWhich Carry on Star had a brothel in a tree house?
Charles Hawtrey.
Am off to a pub shortly and will try this one.
Don has very kindly offered to defer his prize money to a charity of my choosing, so I've donated the £10 to Cancer Research UK. Thanks, Don.
Thanks for taking part everyone, and please feel free to carry on using this thread for your appalling jokes.
Fix!
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2011, 1:38 PM BSTFix!
You're only saying that because you love cancer.
I'm saying it because you, Don and cancer research UK are all the same person.
Kaiser Sausage!
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2011, 1:54 PM BSTI'm saying it because you, Don and cancer research UK are all the same person.
It's fair to say no one's ever seen us in the same room...