What did the wasp say when asked why he was drunk again? Why bee sober?
Your worst joke Page 4
Knock Knock.
WHo's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who.
Ammanda Knox.
Whos's there
Amanda
AMANDA WHO?
Amanda Knox!
Oh forget it.
Where do balding men go for a haircut? The last chance salon.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gary on behalf of Npower
F**k Off
This is the worst joke I have ever thought of.
Bill Jaguar is in the wrong thread
What hangs in the Bathroom & criticises you when you sing.
Simon Towell
How large should light reflecting safety devices in the middle of the road be? Cat size.
I'm not, it is genuinely the worst one. I thought of a joke in line with one of Milton Jones'. I think it is original, if not oh well.
What is the most deadly type of hat? The E-bowler hat.
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ October 5 2011, 3:40 PM BSTI'm not, it is genuinely the worst one. I thought of a joke in line with one of Milton Jones'. I think it is original, if not oh well.
What is the most deadly type of hat? The E-bowler hat.
Good joke but don't repeat "hat".
Yeah, good point. Maybe "...dangerous type of headwear" rather than hat.
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ October 5 2011, 3:57 PM BSTYeah, good point. Maybe "...dangerous type of headwear" rather than hat.
Or just...
What's the most dangerous type of hat? The E-bowler.
Fair enough, I did think about it, but I have always called the bowler a bowler hat, rather than just a bowler. My own personal lingo getting in the way there.
I think for David's request leave it as it was originally. The repeat of the word hat is the cue to groan and laugh.
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ October 5 2011, 3:40 PM BSTThe E-bowler hat.
Why can't Baby Spice do homework in hospital? Because they want to wipe out the 'Emma Essay'.
I got food poisoning from a Yorkshire pudding. Eeeeeeee Coli.