Hello everyone, I think I probably should have done this bit first, 'stead of posting stuff all over the place.. anywaws i'm ShellyADHDTV, and yes it is my real name, before you ask, with this I was christened. I haven't done my profile yet either, mainly 'cause I still can't find few enough words for it.. I normally use 73 where 6 would be 3 too many..
Don't worry bout it Shelly. First time I posted I put up my credit card details, passwords and my newly discovered formula for cold fusion. Doh!
Welcome to the BSG.
thanks... oh and that apology I owe ya is on the critique bit...
Hi ShellyADHDTV.
Cant remember my first ever post.
Welcome to the BSG.
hi charley rance, thank's for saying hello!!
Can I ask are you a girlie or a geezer. Just being a nosey coo.
Oh & call me Charley. xxxx
Good evening! were all prety nice here, except when people steal my cheese then I cant feed my friends dribbling cat and watch it scratch it ass on the floor for 3 hours....Ahem Yeah Hi
Hello Shelly
Shelly Shelly bo-belly fo-felly jelly he-llo Shelly.
Cough.
I'll stop that now.
I'm a fella, charley...a nice one too!.. not like one of them other big hairy mother-buggers! xxx
Aaron,(or can I call you; quite seldom?).. love the rhyme, don't know how to follow it though... I started with baron (as in firing blanks, not munchausen..)and got to karen, but had to stop as it was not sounding quite as 'jolly' as your one!
Ah well, there's your first mistake! It's spelt "barren". 
Hello... and welcome!
HELLLOOOOOOO!! And welcome! Had a good chat with you earlier about cures for head aches. Thanks!!
Hi shelley, it's great to have you around the place and welcome, were friendly, were funny, were foolish and we are errr...*gets out dictionary to find another word beginning in F* and we are flowchart, doh, ow well see you around and welcome.
Hi Shelly.