A history lesson

A US ARMY OFFICER IS ENTERING HIS HOME IN THE 1960S

OFFICER (KENTUCKY ACCENT)
Hey honey I'm back from Vietnam.
2 years in that damn country, but I made it home to my beautiful wife.

OFFICER RUNNING UP THE STAIRS
I kept my promise I set up the chicken sanctuary, did it while I was still over there. Those 10,000 homeless chickens have got a new home by golly.

OFFICER KICKS DOOR BED ROOM OPEN
And my momma bought us the darndest present an industrial fryer.
Baby, oh...

PULL BACK TO REVEAL OFFICERS WIFE IN BED WITH A HIPPY DRESSED AS A GIANT CHICKEN

OFFICER'S WIFE
Oh Saunder's I tried to wait. I tried so hard but I saw Moon Child protesting ffor chicken's rights and you know how much I love them chickens.

OFFICER
They made me a colonel.

CHICKEN HIPPY
Don't kill us Colonel Saunders, please don't shoot us.

OFFICER
I'm not going to shoot you. But I'm gonna have my vengance on you, you and all your chicken friends.

VO
Tune in next week for part 2 of the KFC story!

Who'd have thought that's how KFC was born??...I like it Sooty, it's one that would work better if filmed.

Liking this but do you think the first reference to being made a colonel could be removed? As I think the joke works better if we hear it first when he says "They made me a colonel. " in the second half.

You're right I shall edit and credit

and yes this is the true history of KFC, the one on McDonalds is even more disturbing....