British Comedy Guide

NJ: Vested interests;.

JUSTIN

Ed Milliband's planning on being the next Prime minister. Just as soon as he's washed off the cock his brother drew on his face.

ED MILLIBAND IS ADRESSING HIS LOYAL TROOPS AT CONFERENCE

ED We in Labour are fierce!

CROWD Yay!

ED We will take on any vested interests!

CROWD Yay!

ED The Banks!

CROWD Yay!

ED The Private utilities!

CROWD Yay!

ED Do you hear that David Cameron? Do you hear the new labour tiger roar?!

PERSON IN THE CROWD And don't forget the unions!

DAVID Hear that David Cameron? We'll take on most of the vested interests!

CROWD Boo!

I don't think you mean David.

I most probably don't

Well, I know they wanted quickies...

Dan

now rejected

I don't think it's strong enough. Maybe exaggerate it a bit more?

Dan

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