Bony 2

A PATIENT DRESSED LIKE NAPOLEON BONAPARTE IS STANDING NEXT TO A BATH IN A HOSPITAL BATHROOM A NURSE IS REMONSTRATING WITH HIM.

NURSE
Bath time Bony

BONAPART
Not tonight Josephine.

NURSE
Come on you don't want to be a smelly emperor Bony.

BONAPART
Not tonight Josephine.

NURSE
I had a bath today Bony.

BONAPART
I like the smell of unwashed lady parts Josephine.

THE NURSE SLAPS HIM

NURSE
Right Bony I'm going for a fag and when I get back you'd better be in that bath.

SCENE2

NURSE WALKS BACK INTO THE BATHROOM AND A PATIENT DRESSED LIKE ADMIRAL NELSON IS DROWNING BONY IN THE BATH

BONY HAS NO TROUSERS ON, THEY AND HIS UNDERWEAR ARE BUNDLED UP IN A CORNER OF THE ROOM

NURSE
Not again!

NELSON
England expects every man to get his booty!

I liked it but was a bit confused by the ending--was Nelson planning on buggering Bony? Or was he planning on rogering the nurse? Also, not sure about the pun as the punchline. I'd prefer something more character-based.

He'd buggered Bony and was now drowning him

Hmm, this does give new meaning to the rank of Rear Admiral.

That lines is going in version 1.01