Bony

SCENE1
MAN IN A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL DRESSED AS NAPOLEON TALKING TO A NURSE

NURSE
Now come on Bony its time for your medication.

NAPOLEON
Not tonight Jospehine!

NURSE
Now don't be moany Bony.

SCENE2
NAPOLEON IS STANDING NEXT TO A FULL BATH IN THE HOSPITAL THE NURSE STANDS TO ONE SIDE WITH A BIG SPONGE.

NURSE
Bath time Bony.

NAPOLEON
Not tonight Josephine!

NURSE
Don't be a grubby one Napoleon.

NAPOLEON
Oh alright then.

SCENE3

SEVERAL NURSES ARE MOPPING UP AN EXTREMELY BLOODY PATIENTS LOUNGE AND PLACING SEVERED BODY PARTS IN A BIG BUCKET.

3 BURLY NURSES ARE WRESTLING WITH A MAN DRESSED AS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON.
THE NURSE FROM THE PREVIOUS 2 SCENES IS TALKING TO A DR.

NURSE
I know I forgot.

WELLINGTON
Take that Napoleon Torn Apart!

Outrageous... back to full swing for you I'd say.

I think there's more potential in this idea than a simple one-off sketch. I love the idea of two nutters thinking they're Napolean and Nelson. So, instead of going for the word-play, I'd like to see you mining the crazed conflict angle for humour.

Even if you're happy with the sketch as is, I think you should continue thinking about this situation and explore it further.

Nice idea. You could have Napoleon wrecking a mobile 'Phoneapart' etc.