Just Apps this time! I only sent 5 in the end, have a few!
Major creative dip this week. Eghh.
ANGRY MAN Bloody Tory cuts! When Labour were in charge, it was a flippin' whale in the Thames, now all we get is some lanky comedian!
DIPPY GIRL Singing, Dancing, Presenting... Now he's saving the world from aliens! Is there nothing John Barrowman can't do?
MAN So they're making glow in the dark cats to help combat aids, but forget why they exist... Glow in the dark cats!
JUSTIN Normally we'd play you a few more liners, but since some cheeky scamp from News International has deleted all of ours, I'm calling in to fill in the time. Hello. Um... Bye.