Sorry im not really into acting or comedy, ive only ever bleached Arseholes for a living and was doing this as a laugh, please be so kind as to remove my details from your site, I was only pissing about and like you said Leevil im giving up now because im a troll as im not interested in any of this really.
Quote: Marc P @ September 14 2011, 11:29 PM BSTClare before you go...
Shut the door.
(joke!)
*Locks door, sleeps with one eye open 
Seriously Clare,
You have come in like a whirlwind, opened far too many threads with the purpose of self promotion. We are a nice bunch on here really but rules is rules gal. Stick loosley to the forum etiquette and you will have a good time here. No one has slatted any of your work (I think, haven't read all .the threads).
Stay around a while and see.
Probrably best to consult a psychologist with that one Marc. No you havent missed anything , it is shite and I don't care with that because its old and can be ripped to pieces, its my new stuff I am protective of, and anyway you were totally respectable and never attacked this post on here and I respect you for that, at least you have the decency to show your face.
Don't make a monkey out of me.
Well I don't think you should go is all Clare, internet forums are notorious for misplaced tone. Humour wise exceptionally so. Do, as your posts suggest is your personality, say f**k it and stick around and see what is what. 24 hours is far too short a time to see whats really what. And I sat next to Dawn French once so.. you know. I'm not name dropping but.. you know she didn't talk to me.. but you know I sensed she wanted to. All I am saying! 
I did shut the door Evil monkey balls in the other one of your faces! Thats pretty funny though, ill give you that! I can take it like a man but the whole negative energy that's not cool. I think intelligent critiques like the Sooty guy is great because I can take it, because he is obviously wise and been in the game a while or he is just intelligent I don't know, but all this pathetic nasty stuff from Lee and that other one with the cat with "i hate you" sorry can't remember the irrelevant person because they had such an impact on my life- ha! . Why can't you just tell it like it is and say" oi fart face don't do this like Aaron did instead of being a blatant bellend.I know I have stupidly opened too many threads here to see how far I can take it I just think of funny things and have to write them down and this seemed like a good place to do it. Im sorry everyone is so stuck in their ways and really im new to this website so I should have respected the oldies and I appologise for that.
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 11:40 PM BSTI did shut the door Evil monkey balls in the other one of your faces! Thats pretty funny though, ill give you that! I can take it like a man but the whole negative energy that's not cool. I think intelligent critiques like the Sooty guy is great because I can take it, because he is obviously wise and been in the game a while or he is just intelligent
Sootyj- your mums here 
Can we start again? I feel as though we have got off on the wrong foot.
Hi, my name is Lee. Nice to meet you and welcome to the boards.
Cheers for the wisdom Will and Marc, I respect those comments and am going to stick around but not get in peoples faces on here like I have done. I feel like ive appologised out of my arse already for doing nothing really, just defending myself. The thing is is that I HAVE to stick up for myself no matter what. Who doesn't in life, otherwise you just end up on the scrap heap, youve got to fight for things you believe in. And at the end of the day..........it gets dark. Goodnight fellow funny & nice, kind people, and for the rest of you stick it up your OurSouls. x
Quote: Marc P @ September 14 2011, 11:36 PM BSTWell I don't think you should go is all Clare, internet forums are notorious for misplaced tone. Humour wise exceptionally so. Do, as your posts suggest is your personality, say f**k it and stick around and see what is what. 24 hours is far too short a time to see whats really what. And I sat next to Dawn French once so.. you know. I'm not name dropping but.. you know she didn't talk to me.. but you know I sensed she wanted to. All I am saying!
Lucky old you Mark. Dawn is my all time favourite ladies I would like to ..........
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 11:40 PM BSTI did shut the door Evil monkey balls in the other one of your faces! Thats pretty funny though, ill give you that! I can take it like a man but the whole negative energy that's not cool. I think intelligent critiques like the Sooty guy is great because I can take it, because he is obviously wise and been in the game a while or he is just intelligent I don't know, but all this pathetic nasty stuff from Lee and that other one with the cat with "i hate you" sorry can't remember the irrelevant person because they had such an impact on my life- ha! . Why can't you just tell it like it is and say" oi fart face don't do this like Aaron did instead of being a blatant bellend.I know I have stupidly opened too many threads here to see how far I can take it I just think of funny things and have to write them down and this seemed like a good place to do it. Im sorry everyone is so stuck in their ways and really im new to this website so I should have respected the oldies and I appologise for that.
I have no idea what you're talking about now.
Or what on earth the 'pathetic nasty stuff' is that I did to offend you so.
Oh well.
Quote: Will Cam @ September 14 2011, 11:49 PM BSTLucky old you Mark. Dawn is my all time favourite ladies I would like to ..........
Eat dinner off?
Time for bye byes I think.
She reading between the lines, zooo. Unfortunately she's reading a different book to you. oetic]