This morning the wrinkles on my face had gone, I was elated. Then I realised last night when I was pissed I had accidently put the Anusol Hemorrhoid cream on my face & the toothpaste on my arse. 
This morning the wrinkles on my face had gone!
Spam's getting weird these days.
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 12:26 PM BSTThis morning the wrinkles on my face had gone, I was elated. Then I realised last night when I was pissed I had accidently put the Anusol Hemorrhoid cream on my face & the toothpaste on my arse.
Well at least now your farts are sweet smelling!
Spam is getting weird, I ate some and it tasted like sausage. My farts smell minty now thanks, check them out in this sketch: http://youtu.be/ntF4ZKD0q6c
and this one: http://youtu.be/VIqCyWbG0Xg
Clare, please head to https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/ and take a careful look at the description of each of our forums. Many of your posts seem to be more applicable to Critique or Showcase than where you're putting them at the moment, and will only succeed in annoying people if they continue in such a random, unstructured stream. The various forums have been set up and defined to clearly encapsulate different types of content that different people are interested in, so please do use them.
Thank you.
Thanks Aaron, sorry about that I didnt know I could do that until you just informed me, I do now thank you. I did put one in showcase but it seems to have naturally gone into critique anyway. Thanks Again. Clare. x
Is the toothpaste/haemorrhoid joke 'alf-inched?. Could be an old one for all I know, but I'm sure that the Botox-filled, piece of stretched leg skin called Joan Rivers has been there a few years before you. Live At The Apollo.