Dear Points of View.I was very disappointed that the BBC1 drama Torchwood wasnt about a lit up battery operated Cock. 
Letter to Points of View regarding Torchwood.
Dear Points of View.
Yesterday I bought a jar of jam from the Co-op. I attempted to open it with my preferred clockwise action for over an hour and gave up in disgust. Why-oh-why do manufactures insist on making jars exclusively anti-clockwise opening. My grandfather was stationed in Norfolk in the war. Is this what he fought for?
Yours frustratingly ,
Will Cam from The North
That sounds like it could have been pulled straight from Down The Line, Will. Although I'm not saying it has been.
"Why-oh-why do they have to keep mucking about with things!"
Dear Points of View
Why oh why must you constantly broadcast letters that are clearly a windup.
Like this one.
Will, I totally empathise .
The reason why Mother Earth is pissed off is because we use her oil to uneccessarily wrap our shit up. Period Woman airs her rag raging views on this in this sketch: http://youtu.be/ePxBtUfe8P4
Dear Points of View
What do I pay my licence for?
Thanks to political correctness we have to watch rubbish like Torchwood instead of One Man and his Dog, which was taken off by the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation because there were no men kissing each other.
No wonder the metric martyrs are prepared to go to jail, we are going to hell in a handcart.
Dear Points of View
Why do I pay my license fee?
I live on the moon and do not have a television
Yours faithfully Boris Johnson (Mrs)
Dear Points of View
I own the moon and people keep looking at it. What a modern phenominum voyerism is. Why-oh-why can't they respect my privacy and just look away. I didn't see a banana until I was 5 but then again, I am blind.
Yours exasperated
Rita from Ipswich
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 12:33 PM BSTWill, I totally empathise .
The reason why Mother Earth is pissed off is because we use her oil to uneccessarily wrap our shit up. Period Woman airs her rag raging views on this in this sketch: http://youtu.be/ePxBtUfe8P4
Check out this thread Clare-
Dear Points of View
The moon keeps changing shape night after night. I can't sleep for the worry.
Disturbed of Milton Keynes.
Dear Points of View , is Ms Boris JOhnson Matt Lucas in a wig?
RE: Youngian, thanks for that link, I posted all my shit for that link on the introduction page by accident, sorry, I blame that bloody moon pissing about with my hormones! Im having a period drama and prefer UrAnus to be honest!
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 9:36 PM BSTI blame that bloody moon pissing about with my hormones! Im having a period drama and prefer UrAnus to be honest!
From the new Curb series enjoy-