Hello I'm Dan fan of sitcoms well any comedy shows. I enjoys writing comedy not that I'm any good at it though. Anyways hi.
Hello I'm Dan
Hey Dan, welcome!
Look forward to reading your stuff, if you dare post it that is 
Hi Dan!
I've never yet put up any of my work, but I make up for it with inane posts.
Hi Dan and welcome
Thanks for the warm welcome I'll post a couple of sketches soon to see what people other then my mates think.
Hows it going Dan....sorry man thats as good as it gets from me I'm running on empty at the minute
Yes welcome Dan hope you enjoy it round here.
What they said. 
Salutations, Dan.
Welcome to the BSG Dan.
Welcome Dan. Try and have a go in our weekly sketch competitions found elsewhere - when Leevil gets off his arse to sort it out!
Welcome to the forums!
Welcome Dan.
This is one of the best comedy boards on the net. We're all pretty friendly here. But if you cross us....we shall...um...post a response. Eventually.
'Allo!
Hi (short and right to the point, that truly was a wonderful welcome, i am proud of me)