A Dogging Licence would be like a cross between a dog licence and a driving licence. Issued to people who plan to drive very seldom except to attend dogging events. Learning a basic level of driving appropriate to their needs, such as reverse parking, the three-point turn... but mostly parking skills. Plus there's be a requirement to recognise certain signs appropriate to their driving experience like 'Have you paid and displayed?' (Continued at www.tinybangtheories.com)