British Comedy Guide

Games night

MAVIS AND BOB ARE IN A PUB HAVING A DRINK IN A ROUGH PUB

BOB
This pub is awfully rough Mavis what's wrong with the good old Whipped Whippet?

MAVIS
Becuse it's boring, you're boring, sex is boring. Live a little Mr Boring.

BOB (STANDING UP)
Well I'm going for a widdle.

PUB GOES SILENT

BARMAN
It's game night. Sit down!

BOB
What, what do you mean games night?

ALL THE SCARY LOCALS STANDUP

LOCALS
Games night! Games night! Games night!

MAVIS
Sit down Bob you're embarassing me.

BOB SITS DOWN AND CROSSES HIS LEGS

A MAN RUNS OUT OF THE TOILET AND TAGS ONE OF THE OTHER LOCALS WHO GETS UP AND RUNS IN THE TOILET

LOCALS AS ONE
Tag!

THE LOCAL RUNS BACK OUT OF THE TOILET STOPS LOOKS AT BOB AND TAGS HIM

SCENE2

BOB IS AT THE URINAL HAVING A WIDDLE

BOB IS ALONE, HE SEEMS TO HEAR SOMETHING AND TURNS

THE WHOLE PUB (INCLUDING MAVIS) IS STANDING FROZEN IN PLACE AS IF PLAYING GRANDMAS FOOTSTEPS

Good one, I could imagine it on something like the Fast Show or if darker on League of Gentlemen.

Thanks, I might up the game in a sequel

It's a lovely idea, but one that needs a bit more length & room to develop, or stick to one reveal, one game.
The leap from one to the other might confuse IMO

Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2011, 8:12 PM BST

THE WHOLE PUB (INCLUDING MAVIS) IS STANDING FROZEN IN PLACE AS IF PLAYING GRANDMAS FOOTSTEPS

Is that the same game as What time is it Mr wolf?

yup indeedy

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