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I've never seen 'Star Wars' Page 2

Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 1:58 PM BST

*Sets off rape alarm and sprayes Lucas in the face

Ooohh cheeky!

Never been abroad (going to Italy next year)

Never seen Star Wars

Never been abroad

Never eaten Sushi

Never had sex with a woman

Never had sex with a sheep

Never been to Scotland

Never eaten rabbit

Never bought a Beatles record

Never watched The Office (saw 5 mins but it was shit)

You really need to try the sex thing, it really is great and with a woman it's pretty good too.

Oh I've tried it, just not with a woman.

OR an animal before you say anything!

Well, that was my joke.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 1:35 PM BST

Never read a book written by a woman (apart from Three Investigators stories by M.V. Carey who hid the fact)

You weirdo.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 3:07 PM BST

You weirdo.

It is funny, though, isn't it!

In a way!

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 3:08 PM BST

In a way!

I think it was just the fact that it occurred to him as being significant.

Quote: zooo @ September 5 2011, 3:07 PM BST

You weirdo.

Teary Bully.

I'm surprised you have the ability to read my words... ;)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 5 2011, 3:20 PM BST

I think it was just the fact that it occurred to him as being significant.

I think it quite significant that I have never (knowingly) read a book by a woman. Not for any sexist reasons (I think?). I just haven't come across a book written by a woman I have ever wanted to read (there are squillions of male authors I have never wanted to read either).

Come to think of it, I have never bought a record/cd of a solo female or female fronted band, nor would I go to the pictures to see a film just because of a particular female actor.

f**k me! Maybe I am a sexist?

Wihout any doubt. So ... is your wife allowed to drive the car?

If it's just a MASSIVE coincidence, then it's fine.

But if you hear about a book, think it sounds interesting, check the name of the author, and then decide against it if it's a woman... then I'm afraid you're most definitely sexist. And a bit of a silly plonker.

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