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I've never seen 'Star Wars'

Honestly I have not seen the film!... I hate Coke and have never purchased a 'Mac Donalds', So guys reveal please!

I've never had KFC, only tried coffee once, don't drink tea, have yet to see a single episode of Coronation Street and have sex almost exclusively with women.

;) Wow that is some explanation.

Never seen a Harry Potter film (or read a HP book)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 4 2011, 9:05 AM BST

Never seen a Harry Potter film (or read a HP book)

Comforting to know it's not just me. :)

I've never watched BB, been to a football match or drunk Carlsburg. And I've never done Facebook.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 4 2011, 9:05 AM BST

Never seen a Harry Potter film (or read a HP book)

Snap. Although I have watched half of the first Potter film on mute.

Never seen 'E.T' either, never bought supermarket sandwiches.

Never been abroad

Some are heeeere. :) https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/20220/

Never seen 'Star Wars', watched Neighbours' or 'Big Brother' or East Enders'.

Never had my prostate touched
Never watched the Inbetweeners
Never drank vodka and Red Bull
Never stayed overnight in hospital
Never read a book written by a woman (apart from Three Investigators stories by M.V. Carey who hid the fact)
Never climbed to the top of a tree
Never punched a cat

I've never ridden a bike.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 1:35 PM BST

Never had my prostate touched

What time do you get off work?

Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 1:35 PM BST

Never read a book written by a woman (apart from Three Investigators stories by M.V. Carey who hid the fact)

Laughing out loud
That is f**king hilarious!

Never been to outta space (in relation to the earth).

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 5 2011, 1:38 PM BST

What time do you get off work?

*Sets off rape alarm and sprayes Lucas in the face with Mace bought from the internet.

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