British Comedy Guide

Transfer Deadline Day

A JOB CENTRE WORKER IS SAT AT HER DESK ON THE PHONE.

JCW: Can you explain why it is you need a crisis loan? So to pay occupancy to your parents?
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JCW: Right okay. How much is it you need? That seems a lot.
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JCW: Alright, your request has been granted. Yeah, you can come and collect the cheque today if you'd like. Is there anything else I can help you with, Mr. Kenwright?

WE NOW SEE BILL KENWRIGHT STOOD IN HIS OFFICE, LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW.

BK: No that's all thanks.

HE HANGS UP THE PHONE AND SITS DOWN AT HIS DESK. HE NOW LOOKS BUSY ON A LAPTOP. WE SEE THE SCREEN, HE IS ON WONGA.COM. HIS MOBILE WHICH IS ON THE DESK BEGINS TO RING. THE RINGTONE IS Z-CARS. AS HE LOOKS AT THE PHONE WE SEE WHO IS CALLING, IT'S DAVID MOYES. BILL IGNORES IT AND LETS IT RING OUT WHILE HE LOOKS BUSY ON THE LAPTOP WHISTLING ALONG WITH THE TUNE.

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