A BUSY WORKS CANTEEN JIMMY WALKS FROM TABLE TO TABLE CARRYING A TRAY
HE STOPS BY TABLE 1
MAN TALKING TO OTHER MAN AT TABLE 1
MAN
So Jeremy Clarkson proved global warming is a load of bollocks invented by Guardian reading, femonazis. By driving a Mercedes at 200mph and insulting the French.
OTHER MAN
I hear next series James May disproves peak oil by shagging an electric car up the arse.
JIMMY WALKS TO THE NEXT TABLE
WOMAN TALKING TO OTHER WOMAN
WOMAN
Jordan's a wonderful mum innit.
OTHER WOMAN
Yeh she says in her new interview in Heat. The one where she poses topless with Harvey whilst she pukes up.
JIMMY WALKS TO THE FINAL TABLE
WOMAN TALKING TO A BLOKE
WOMAN
I love Big Brother but it's too intellectual.
MAN
Yeh they should make a new series of the only way is Essex. And they should ha ve Jedwood.
WOMAN
Yeh they could vajazzle them.
JIMMY WALKS ON THERE ARE NO MOR TABLES, JIMMY PUTS HIS TRAY DOWN CAREFULLY AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW.
SCENE2
SOOTYJ IS CAREFULLY CHANGING SIGNS ON THE CANTEEN CHANGING IT FROM "Works canteen" to "Berks canteen"
