A thread for every famous person you suspect isn't right. Are they a candidate for a danger_wank death, look like they killed some one and used their conncections to cover it up or maybe they only hire Philipino cleaners with too little English to contact the police.
Bitterness and jealousy essential.
Sootyj's growin list.
Macca Packa
Jedwood
SuBo
Price Philip
Jimmy Saville. 
And from something I heard recently: Keith from Keith and Orville. :/
I mean, love the man to death, of course, but he can't be Captain Jack and Mr Saturday Night. Can he?
He's just the kind of face of a man who sexually abuses fruit and swears at it whilst he's doing it.
Quote: zooo @ September 1 2011, 11:45 AM BSTJimmy Saville.
And from something I heard recently: Keith from Keith and Orville. :/
What have you heard?
Charlie Brown the manic depressive bastard has Columbine written all over him.
Quote: 404 Not Found @ September 1 2011, 6:17 PM BSTWhat have you heard?
Heh. Well... suffice it to say, Orville isn't the only thing he's used as a puppet to chat up women. :/
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2011, 6:18 PM BSTCharlie Brown the manic depressive bastard has Columbine written all over him.
Noooooooooo! Charlie Brown is beyond reproach!
What his cock?
Michael Winner
Michael Aspel
Bruce Forsyth
something of the night about those guys
i just don't trust em'
I've never trusted that Gary Glitter bloke, he's got something to hide I reckon.
That Cowell bloke and his Irish "girl friend".
Quote: sootyj @ September 1 2011, 11:31 AM BSTPrice Philip
Too expensive?
Too violent. The Paris car crash was to cover up him beating Diana to death with a shoe...allegedly.
Dear Sootyj, everytime I hear you use the word danger wank I am not sure where I have heard if before.
Finally I remember, I think it is when you call a parent (or similarly embarrressing person {mabye a child in your case, raise the stakes a bit!!}) and then try and finish up, then clean up before they arive and open the door.
Mabye that is the American version though.
Goes without saying . . . .
