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Telling Jokes to Youngsters.

I was in Brighton last weekend for my Mates Stepdaughters 14th Birthday.
I was sitting outside with Birthday Girl (Charley) and she was asking me for some jokes.
I told her a few of my own jokes, but the stony silence told me that she hadn't quite matured yet as an audience member, there could be no other explanation.

So then I tried to Rack my brains for jokes that made me laugh at fourteen, and of the 25 percent that were appropriate, there was still hardly a flicker.
Just a blank stare & a request to explain it each time.

I managed one giggle by retelling a old Tony Curtis Joke with Justin Bieber instead.

Later on my Friend aked me about the chat I'd been having.
She seemed so serious, what were you talking about?
I was telling her some jokes!
Then I got my first laugh of the day.

Anyway back on Topic
What jokes would you tell a kid If you were trying to make them laugh?
Were there any jokes you heard when you were young that you only understood years later?

Or do you remember the first joke you heard or told?
Mine wa a Lolly stick one.
Why Did the Orange stop rolling
Because it ran out of juice.
I didn't know that juice was a term for petrol, so it was a bit rubbish, but once that had been explained, it was still rubbish

Something with poo or farts in (for the under 10s).

What does an elephant keep up his trunk? A 12 foot bogey.

Shouldn't this be in the "How To Improve Your Grooming" thread? Eh?

Kids aren't as interested in the wit of a joke, as they are in the naughtiness (yes, poo and wee), and the way you tell them. A silly voice can be hilarious to them. Pratfalls will bring the house down, because they don't see them as accidental.

So just talk about poo in a silly voice and fall over. You could even write a sitcom around it and sell it to BBC3.

Yeah
She liked the Big Jake joke as it had silly voices.
But not the punchline

Hey Nils are you making me sandwiches for lunch tomorrow? What are you putting in them?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 31 2011, 9:41 PM BST

Something with poo or farts in A 12 foot bogey.

You know I'm more likely to go for something with a cheese and salad theme.

What's yellow and swings through a sweet shop going AAAAAGGGGHHH!
Tarzipan

What's black and hard and makes your mum smile? The Telegraph crossword and her lovers cock.

I imagine jokes with personal relevance work best like:

What's fat, stinks and wears a stripy shirt?

Your stepdad.

What's black and white and red all over?

Your cat, now scrape that f**ker off of my tyres.

What flies around and wobbles?
-A jelly-copter

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
-A wonkey

Quote: youngian @ September 1 2011, 12:50 PM BST

What flies around and wobbles into the ground?
-United 93

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
-A vet with a shotgun and a taxi to the glue factory

Jeez Youngian they're only kids!

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