British Comedy Guide

I saw it on the telly 1

BOB AND FRANK ARE IN THE JUNGLE PRIMEVAL

BOB
Frank this is the moment anthropologists dream about. A tribe of humans who have developed without contact with the outside world. Your mission is to observe them, to learn from them without infecting their culture. To see and not be seen.

FRANK
Righto chief.

BOB
You know what you're doing?

FRANK
You bet chief.

FRANK DELVES IN HIS BAG HE HAS A BOTTLE OF CHORLAFORM, A BIG TORCH, AND SOMETHING THAT COULD BE A TRUNCHEON

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A PRIMITIVE HUNTER IN THE JUNGLE STARES AT A BRIGHT LIGHT, A HAND GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND PUTTING A CLOTH OVER HIS MOUTH

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PRIMITIVE HUNTER IN FRONT OF TRIBE RUBBING HIS ARSE AND GETTING UPSET AS THE OTHER TRIBES MEMBERS LAUGH AT HIM.

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FRANK AND BOB IN THE JUNGLE

FRANK
Why the hell did you knock him out and shove a probe up his ass!

BOB
I saw it on the telly

Not sure I get the reference sounds more like something a confused alien would do?

Yeh not good.

The idea is he's acting like an alien abductor because he saw it on th Xfiles or something.

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