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NADIA FROM BIG BROTHER IS TRYING IT ON WITH GORDON RAMSAY, HER BODY LANGUAGE IS OVERTLY FLIRTATIOUS.

NADIA:
You want some of this, don't you?

RAMSAY:
I've got nothing against transsexual's, but the sex change process isn't ideal from a straight man's point of view. Personally I don't like the idea of having sex with some guy's cock that's been turned inside out.

NADIA:
You are a cock that's been turned inside out!

NADIA STORMS OFF.

RAMSAY:
What did I say?

RAMSAY:
F**k off then you fat pig.

I'm not sure I get this, is it topical?

A little bit, more so when I wrote it, Ramsay getting into trouble in Australia over photoshopping that TV presenter...

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