THREE WOMEN SAT AT A TABLE.
1 - You know my husband; how difficult he can be sometimes. Trying to think of a name before the baby came just led to arguements. In the end though we just decided to name him after where he was concieved.
2 - Oooo how fashionable. Where was it? Paris?
3 - Berlin?
4 - Somewhere in Italy?
1 - (Looking perplexed) No. "Inside my vagina."
CHILD ENTERS
Child - Yes mummy?
Lights out.