British Comedy Guide

Toilet humour

I have had a lot of trouble with tablets, OK, they can make you a bit 'bunged Up'; hence the thoughts here!

Couple at home been discussing health problems.

Sue; 'Taken the tablets'
Joe; 'OK, let's hope for result'.

Later in lounge watching telly;

Sue, ' I think I'll try now'

Joe; 'OK don't go on'.

They have a personal code for the 'body movements'.

Sue; ' A couple of choc-drops'

Joe; ' shame, anyway it's moving'.

Sue; ' try later Hun, taken another tablet'

After some time go to bed but Sue has to get up.

Sue; ; 'Think the 'Eagle has Landed'...'can you here me?'

Joe; ' Yeh great go to sleep'.

They wake the next morning.

Sue; ;Wow, Can you believe 'Elvis has left the Building'

Joe; ' Fantastic, leave it now'

Sue; 'The trouble is he's stuck in the door'!

Joe; 'It's Now or Never! just flush him out'

Ends with fading tune of Elvis, ' My flush won't wait' ...

:)

Nice one :D

Thanks, a bit worried that it was the woman with the poo problem? should I change it? Errr

'Elvis has left the building' Laughing out loud

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