Count down
Contestants compete to be the fastest to count the number of feathers in a 13.5 tog duvet.
Call my muff
Contestants see how many names for the female genetalia they can come up with in three minutes.
Through the peehole
Contenstants compete to be the fastest to insert a catheter into a distressed octaganarian.
Very good
Who wants to flee a millionaire?
Chris Tenant hunts down contestants on his estate in a most dangerous game.
Run 'em down
The ghost of Mike Reed runs school kids over with his zombie second hand car.
The Weakest Link
Contestants in a bike chain manufacturing plant test each link in the bike chain one by one to see if any break.
Quote: sootyj @ August 27 2011, 11:03 AM BSTRun 'em down
The ghost of Mike Reed runs school kids over with his zombie second hand car.
If I was a commissioning editor for channel 4 I would be on this idea like Robbie Coltrain on a plate of chips.
Aparently you can't employ ghosts on light entertainment shows as it offends Taoists.
Bloody special treatment.
Ask the Charles Manson Family.
Robert Robinson asks hippy serial killers general knowledge questions and why they offed Roman Polanski's missus.
Have I got Jews for you.
Nazi quiz shows featuring quislings handing over their Jewish neighbours.
Whose line is it anyway?
Two coke heads in a pub toilet have to answer tricky questions in order to snort the prize.
Shooting Stars
Contestants are given Uzis and masks then dropped by rope into the Big Brother House.
Supermarket Sweep
Contestants dress as Sweep and have to stand in a broken window and defend their prizes from Looters.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Male contestants are strapped to a chair and have their genitals wired to a Foden truck battery.
A cheque for two million pounds is then placed in their teeth and as they grip it the battery is switched on, if they still have the cheque in their teeth after an hour they keep it!
The Price Is Right
Contestants compete to ask Katie Price a general knowledge question that she can answer correctly. Nobody has scored a single point yet.
Shafted
Two contestants shaft each other while Kilroy watches on.
Oh, hang on...
Blockbusters
General knowledge quiz for women with square tits
Cock dusters.
Men clean houses with feather dusters on their cocks, whilst answering general knowledge questions.
That was the week that was not was
General knowledge quiz entirely about popular 80s fun pop group.
Crystal meth Maze
Bald weirdo forces people under the influence of Methylamphetamine to compete in ludicrous challenges
The crapped on factor
A quiz for people who like being poohed on, which involves them being poohed on
Wankety Wank
Bob's into the final round but can he pull it off?
Dales Supermarket Creeps
Dale Winton invites teams of perverts and sexual deviants into an orgy of debauchery and lust in the isles of his local Tesco's
Quote: sootyj @ August 27 2011, 6:32 PM BSTThe crapped on factor
A quiz for people who like being poohed on, which involves them being poohed on
Pmsl!!
The Greekest stink.
Contestant have to work out if Prince Phil, Stelios or Van Gelis have farted
Who wants to be a miliner
Contestants have to make lovely hats!