TWO PAIRS OF DENTURES ON A DATE AT AN INDIAN RESTAURANT
WAITER
May I take your order?
MALE DENTURES
I'll have the Vindaloo with extra chillies, a side of Bombay Aloo, onion bhajis, house speciality hot samosas and a garlic naan.
FEMALE DENTURES
I'll just have the Korma, (CHATTERS TEETH) sensitive palate you know.