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Desert Island Dicks: Kirsty Young asks her guest which 8 people they would like to maroon on a desert island.

Loose Ends: David Walliams' character from Little Britain delivers a postcard from a different seaside resort each week.

15 minutes of phrases such as "she was askin' for it" and "you couldn't blame me, look at the way she was dressed" in What The Rapers Say.

Prayer for the Day: Listeners are encouraged to pray to God asking for something they really desire, and then are disappointed when Steve Wright's show is still broadcast as usual.

Player for the Day: The same programme as above, but aimed at Japanese listeners who also hate Steve Wright.

And Muslims have to quote passages from the Koran without hesitation, repetition or deviation in Just a Minaret.

'Last Word' someone comes on and says 'goodbye'

'Fook at Bedtime' a bit of porn before sex.

'Fook of The Week' a slightly longer complex reading.

An ook at bed time.

Late night radio 4 show for orangutans

Newsmack- Boy George discusses where to get drugs.

Newsjock- topical comedy at the expense of the Scots.

Newslack- News about Madonna's pussy.

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Newsmack- Boy George discusses where to get drugs.

Newsjock- topical comedy at the expense of the Scots.

Newslack- News about Madonna's pussy.

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Newsjacques-who specialise in jokes about the English 'smelling of elderberries and playing cricket'.

'The Fartchers' everyday tale of flatulent country folk.

The White Stuff

Guests chat shit for an hour whilst snorting coke.(Nothing new there)

PM
A woman complains for an hour then bursts out crying for no reason.

BM

Politicians interviewed whilst having a poo.

(liked yours Teddy)

Something Misunderstood

A West Country bumpkin is in Soho night club talking to pimps about how to treat a hoe.

'Just a Minute' an advice programme for small people only.

Just a Winnit

Nicolas Parsons is in the chair as a host of household comedians take it in turns to collect the small pieces of turd that have become tangled in eachothers arsehole hair.

Lofty havin' me tea!

dangleberries on toast?

I thought they were called "tagnuts"!