Becaus we haven't had one of these in bloody ages.
And they're absolutely great.
So what's the very funniest and worst idea for a new radio show?
Winner gets cut from the BBC budget by Dave Cameron himself!
1 Just a minute I'm having a wank.
Quiz where contestants have to talk on a random subject for a minute whilst masturbating. Points deducted, for pause, repetition or ejaculation.
2 Thought for the gay.
Religious leaders say something nice to homosexuals.
Eye Spy.
A radio version of the popular game designed to keep kids quiet.
I thought that was the title of Rebecca Brook's autobiography?
Desert Island whisks.
Contestants have to choose which whisk they would take on a desert island with them.
The News For Deaf People. Cue monotonously slow dry Radio 4 voice. 'And now, the news for deaf people....(long silence). I'd tune in just for that.
I think Brian Blessed would have to be the newsreader
Cross Incontinents.
The shitting forecast
For sailors trying to avoid sewage outflow pipes at peak flush times.
Watch out for Bogger and German shite!
Im sorry I'll read that again and again
Dyselxic people attempt to read passages from well known novels whilst the audience laughs at them.
Subbuteo Live!
Quote... Quote... Unquote Unquote
Smug self-satisfied self-satisfied smugness.
Dead Mingers
Comedy sketch show based on famous ugly women who have recently passed away
A Chinook at bedtime.
Listeners are lulled to sleep with the soothing sound of military helicopters.
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2011, 10:15 AM BSTThe shitting forecast
Virgin Radio's Pete Lloyd used to do a feature called just that, basically people rang in, told him what they'd had to eat and he would predict what sort of poo they'd do the next day, it's was a very funny segment of his show.
I once got on and won a "Virgin Radio branded toilet roll", which when I received it was just a really cheap ordinary roll of toilet paper on which someone had written "Virgin Radio" with a felt-tip pen.
Big Brother
Reality radio show.
Women's cower
Brian Blessed in drag goes to frightened women's houses and demands to use their toilet whilst they cower under the kitchen table.
The Jews Quiz
Quiz show about Jews, mainly listened to by Jews (and Nick Griffin)