A thread in which to predict the news of tomorrow, perhaps based on current events.
For example; following the revelation that there has been a 70% imprisonment rate of rioters compared to the normal rate of just 2%, it has been announced that as a further deterrent, in future courts should aim to lock up 200% of defendants. To facilitate this, every new prison is being built inside another one.
You want me to predict tommorow's news?
"Western superpowers of the world in economic crisis."
And Saturdays News
"Western superpowers of the world in economic crisis."
Sundays news
"Western superpowers of the world in economic crisis."
And so on.
Bigfella gets massive suite upgrade on his holiday.
Please god...
Somali pirates raid cruise ship.
They must be lost then!
i can give you next year's news. Record increase in A level grades.
Quote: Jamey @ August 19 2011, 6:17 AM BSTYou want me to predict tommorow's news?
"Western superpowers of the world in economic crisis."
And Saturdays News
"Western superpowers of the world in economic crisis."
Sundays news
"Western superpowers of the world in economic crisis."And so on.
Don't be so cynical! There's bound to be thousands killed in a disaster, sooner our later.
Kerry Katona spit-roasted by Jedward twins
The Jedwards run around screaming and jumping once too often they both suffer a massive heart attack and die ! excellent.