Super scandal

CLARK KENT IS CHATTING WITH PERRY WHITE WHO HAS A SILENT LAWYER STANDING BEHIND HIM

CLARK
Another exclusive for the Daily Planet Mr White, Super Man sends General Zod beack to the forbidden zone for good!

WHITE
Yes about that Clark how did you know exactly where and when Superman and General Zod were going to have their titanic battle?

CLARK
Oh a good journalist doesn't reveals his sources.

WHITE
Or how did you know about Lex Luthor's clinical delusions of grandeur, Mr Mxykyyks homosexuality, Solomon Grundy's bipolar disorder?

CLARK
Well a good journalist makes the occaisonal guess.

WHITE
Clark, I need you to reveal your sources.

CLARK
But why?

WHITE
This is very difficult. But as you know The Daily Planet is owned by News International and..

LAWYER
Ahem!

WHITE
Sorry. Look Clark enough beating around the bush did you hack Superman's phone.

CLARK
What? No? erm. I paid a private detective for the information I just never asked where he got the information from. How was I to know he was tapping the man of Steel's phone.

WHITE
Which detective?

CLARK
Batman.

Had to read it a couple of times to get it then -

Ha! liked that!

wow.

Is that a good wow?

Yeah, the tap ref was the icing, but I really enjoyed Clark's backpeddaling on the line of questioning, something that isn't done enough in the real thing.

I did one once where Prince Adam is cornered at a party by A reporter "I couldn't help but notice that you look and sound exactly the same as He-Man" Cue: Reporter's decapitated head rolling down a hill.

Your situation me laugh.

Thanks

my version would be Heman is accused of fruiting up Prince Adam