INT. OFFICE
(ZOOKEEPER is standing in front of the desk, ZOO DIRECTOR is sitting at the desk. ZOOKEEPER hands over his zookeeper hat and badge)
DIRECTOR:
I suppose it's my own fault really, I should have checked out your references.
ZOOKEEPER:
Ah now don't blame yourself, I'm sure I must take my share of the blame.
DIRECTOR:
You think?!
ZOOKEEPER:
Don't suppose I could get a second chance?
DIRECTOR:
Not really, all the animals are dead. There's not really anything to keep anymore.
ZOOKEEPER:
Well you could get some new ones.
DIRECTOR:
It's not like you can go and pick up some new ones from a pet shop and we've been blacklisted by every zoological association and conservation group now, the RSPCA are investigating and we could both go to prison over this.
ZOOKEEPER:
Well it's not my fault, the signs should be clearer.
DIRECTOR:
It doesn't take a genius to work out that the "Do not feed the animals" sign doesn't apply to you.
