BLOKE1 BLOKE2 AND BLOKE3 ARE IN A PUB TALKING
B1
How's the football going?
B2
It's a very exiting league where it's anybodies to take.
B1
Just like last year.
B2
Yeh boring isn't it I blame all those expensive internationals they bought in from abroad.
B1
Absolutely there's no heart in it. I mean the worst is plucky, local bloke. He started playing for the youth team when he was 3. He's got miles of heart, he just doesn't kick the ball much.
B2
Yeh he's never forgotten his roots. Still lives in a villa on the south of France playing for that big european team. And shagging the captains wife.
B1
These bloody wonder boys eh? Get paid a fortune just because they can kick a ball around and shag the captain's missus.
B2
Still his team mates can always rely on him.
B1
Yes they can they trust him implicitly.
B2
You know footballs a funny old thing. It's a match of 90 minutes split into 2 halves where 2 teams try and score the most goals.
B1
That's true.
B3
You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
B3 STORMS OUT
THE CONTRADICTORS 2
GIRLIES A,B AND C ARE SITTING IN A NICE WINE BAR TALKING
G1
Did you see in that glossy about beautiful actress of undisclosed age she looks great.
G2
She's such a natural beauty I'm so jealous, how does she get such fabo skin?
G1
I heard it's from daily botox injections, leaches and a 2 gallon coffee enema.
G2
You'd think she'd learn to accept God' s gift, God gives you line so people can see you're wise and you've laughed.
G1
Absolutely and that's why she's such a great example to all those children she's adopted.
G2
Yes poor little mites snatched from their homelands and families, raised by nannies to meet the vanity of some hollywood harpy.
G1
Who absolutely loves them to pieces and wants a family with hunky Hollywood guy.
G2
Who's cheating on her with worryingly skinny girl from new fashionable movie series.
G1
Yes they make such a lovely couple.
G2
Still you know what they say about glossy gossip magazines.
G1
They bribe celebs into releasing daft stories and photo shoots for fat cheques. None of it's real.
G2
And mostly it's to promote their new films that no one would see otherwise.
G3
You tow don't know what the hell you;re talking about.
G3 STORMS OUT.