British Comedy Guide

My Dad was...

INT. COMEDY CLUB

COMEDIAN: (TALKING IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT/OBNOXIOUS VOICE)

My Dad was Richard Gere, and my Mom was Stewart Lee. So when I see a guinea pig I don't know whether to f**k it or to shove it up my ass!

My Dad was Adolf Hitler, and my Mom was Adam Sandler. So when I see a pineapple I don't know whether to f**k it or to shove it up my ass!

My Dad was Jason Biggs, and my Mom was Kinga. So when I see a steak and beer pie I don't know whether to f**k it or to shove it up my ass!

Presumably some of you will realise it was a homage to a certain comedian. If you know who I mean you'll know how it should be performed.

Which comedian Vader? Dice Clay? I don't think it's a style I recognise. Give us a clue...

The first line kinda made me smirk, but the next ones, without context, not sure what to think.

Stewart Lee. He did something that it's based on, I can't rember if he linked them or not...

I see. Not too big on him. He's smart and funny from what I've seen but I've never invested the time.

You should try your bit out on an open mic. A Country Fair stage, something like that.

I'd have thought you'd like him! A country fair stage? Though I have no intention of doing anything with it.

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