INT. COMEDY CLUB
COMEDIAN: (TALKING IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT/OBNOXIOUS VOICE)
My Dad was Richard Gere, and my Mom was Stewart Lee. So when I see a guinea pig I don't know whether to f**k it or to shove it up my ass!
My Dad was Adolf Hitler, and my Mom was Adam Sandler. So when I see a pineapple I don't know whether to f**k it or to shove it up my ass!
My Dad was Jason Biggs, and my Mom was Kinga. So when I see a steak and beer pie I don't know whether to f**k it or to shove it up my ass!
Presumably some of you will realise it was a homage to a certain comedian. If you know who I mean you'll know how it should be performed.