INT. GOD'S OFFICE - HEAVEN
God sits behind his desk. Moses sits opposite, feet up.
GOD
....And then Joseph's all like "Whattaya mean
I gotta raise him as my own?"
Moses bursts out laughing. God chuckles along. Moses strikes a match, lights his pipe.
MOSES
Ahh, good stuff. Good stuff.
There's a knock at the door. An Angel pops her head around her door.
ANGEL
Sorry to interupt but, your three o'clock
"Working In Mysterious Ways" is ready.
GOD
Already? Okay, thank you.
The Angel leaves. A flatscreen monitor rises from God's desk. Google earth appears on screen. God taps the screen as it goes from Earth. To country map. To town map. To street view. Close on Road.
EXT. ROAD - EARTH
An Uptight Woman drives her Punto down the road. She stops at the traffic lights. Next to her is a car full of Teenagers. The Driver smokes a joint.
Uptight Woman lowers her window and waves to get their attention.
UPTIGHT WOMAN
Excuse me? EXCUSE ME!?
DRIVER
What up?
UPTIGHT WOMAN
Smoking in a confined space? Really? Are you aware
of the dangers to your fellow passengers?
DRIVER
Whatever lady. Peace.
UPTIGHT WOMAN
Peace? Don't ignore me young man, secondary
smoke is a killer, and you brazenly endanger
your passengers' lives? Your reckless behaviour is going
to prematurely end your own life, and the life of your ---
The Teenagers speed away. The Uptight Woman is indignant. Her face reddens in anger. She reverses the car and lurches forwards, attempts to change lanes so she can catch up with them.
From out of nowhere a BP Tanker honks. The tanker crashes into the Punto, pushes it several yards down the road before both the tanker and Punto go up in flames.
The Punto door opens. The Uptight Woman crawls out, on fire. She stands as the flames begin to devour her clothes and skin.
As she stumbles across her road, A Coach screeches through the carnage, hits the Woman and sends her up into the air.
INT. GOD'S OFFICE - HEAVEN
God and Moses slap a high five over the desk.
