CHARLIE DIMMOCK IS STANDING NEXT TO ALAN TITMARSH HE IS HOLDING A POTTED PLANT
CHARLIE
So Alan how do we keep this rare succulent cactus well hydrated all summer long, despite hose pipe bans?
ALAN HANDS PLANT TO CHARLIE
ALAN
That's easy Charlie. I phoned Dave Cameron up 24 hours ago and told him it thought he was a wanker and was going to smash up JD Sports.
CHARLIE IS SQUIRTED WITH A WATER PISTOL OFF STAGE.
ALAN STARES AT CHARLIE LUSTALLY
ALAN
Phwoor!
