BoJo? Really? He seems so asexual I'd be really shocked if he was found dead with a tangerine in his mouth.
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he's an ex public school boy
he probably spent the first 16 years of his life pleasuring himself whilst having various items of fruit and vegetables stuffed in his orifices
He's a known womaniser, innit. Defo not asexual.
Quote: lofthouse @ August 13 2011, 10:22 PM BSThe's an ex public school boy
he probably spent the first 16 years of his life pleasuring himself whilst having various items of fruit and vegetables stuffed in his orifices
Is it me or is there a wee bit of nasty homophobia within this thread?
Quote: Marc P @ August 13 2011, 11:01 PM BSTIs it me or is there a wee bit of nasty homophobia within this thread?
why is that aimed at my post?
Where did I mention homosexuality?
I am suggesting that he almost certainly spent his teenage years having anal sex with banana's and carrots
Nothing about gay sex there at all
I detect some paranoia there from you
maybe you have been subjected to digs about your sexuality?
I'm sorry if your gay but don't take it out on me - I never mentioned anything about gay bum love
now if you'll excuse me I'm off to stick grapes up my a-hole
tara!
People seem to have forgotten the meaning of asphixiation, it's so not about putting stuff up your butt.
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 13 2011, 11:28 PM BSTPeople seem to have forgotten the meaning of asphixiation, it's so not about putting stuff up your butt.
People have forgotten the true meaning of asphyxiation. Is there a vigil to be held?
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 13 2011, 10:18 PM BSTBoJo?
Loving your abbreviating work
Quote: Marc P @ August 13 2011, 11:01 PM BSTIs it me or is there a wee bit of nasty homophobia within this thread?
I wonder who the homophobe is when you are the one implying that sticking fruit up your anus is a solely homosexual activity.
I seam to remeber a scene in Sirens where they discuss this very subject.
Quote: AJGO @ August 14 2011, 12:00 AM BST
People have forgotten the true meaning of asphyxiation. Is there a vigil to be held?
Genius.
Oh not this old game is it?
Divorce, Mug, Asphyxiwank
Ok Ok, I'd Divorce Courtney Cox, Mug Bryan Adams & have an Axphyxiwank with Tim Brooke Taylor
Jim asphyxiwanked it for me!
Quote: AJGO @ August 14 2011, 12:00 AM BSTIs there a vigil to be held?
I brought my own candle.
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 14 2011, 12:36 AM BSTI brought my own candle.
Aw, like the Christingle? With the orange? Oh..
Quote: Trabs @ August 11 2011, 4:53 PM BST
Please God.
We've got the Tangerine Mr Edmonds
Peel or no Peel?