People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 14

Quote: dellas @ August 19 2011, 2:10 AM BST

Sorry again Marc, have to stop this! I have been totally violated by Jack Daniels that I lost all memory of decency!

Really Marc you do'nt need to know, after that picture, had to go out for a couple of pints! (of wine!)

Forgive me again chum x

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I have that picture in a frame on my piano. Don't blame me because you're a lush who can't read or spell.

By the way, this site needs some new emoticons, on the He Man website they have little laughing Skeletors and He Mans. That's what I'm talking about. On the suicide forum I moderate we have little Grim Reapers, things like that.

That is unfair to say I can't read or spell.

Quote: dellas @ August 19 2011, 2:31 AM BST

That is unfair to say I can't read or spell.

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I'm trying to be an alpha-male. Like when a cowboy slaps the serving wench's face and she respects him because of it.

Give it time.

A no-brainer.

Another no-brainer:

Evan Davis:

Lembit Opik:

I was going to put this in funny pictures but it isnt on the front page = effort