People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 13

Snagglepussy?

Whenever I see this thread is still on the front page. it makes me want to weep.
Well I get a bit choked up anyway.

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Really cool montage Mr.Daniels.

Wonder if there is anything in the selection Mark might like?

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Well that's pleasant.

Blimey! OK I'll take the gold belt, is that any better Jack??

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 18 2011, 8:28 PM BST

Whenever I see this thread is still on the front page. it makes me want to weep.
Well I get a bit choked up when I choke one off anyway.

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Danger_wanks are so selfish!

Quote: dellas @ August 18 2011, 10:57 PM BST

Blimey! OK I'll take the gold belt, is that any better Jack??

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Sorry, tried to take the cartoon down before ya saw it.

Best not to offend, just gonna stick to discussing safe issues from now on, like 'Rape Jokes' and why Mohammed is a false prophet, stuff like that.

I make jokes about caped superheroes sexually abusing french pancakes.

They're crepe jokes.

Quote: Jack Daniels @ August 18 2011, 9:47 PM BST

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The worst kind of torture is knowing a joke exists yet not knowing what it is.

Quote: dellas @ August 18 2011, 10:08 PM BST

Wonder if there is anything in the selection Mark might like?

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Which Mark, Dallas?

*Mark gets his bum pinched by Stove

Quote: Marc P @ August 18 2011, 11:24 PM BST

Which Mark, Dallas?

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Sorry again Marc, have to stop this! I have been totally violated by Jack Daniels that I lost all memory of decency!

Really Marc you do'nt need to know, after that picture, had to go out for a couple of pints! (of wine!)

Forgive me again chum x