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People who are contenders for an asphyxiwank death Page 11

Quote: lofthouse @ August 15 2011, 9:24 PM BST

And then I got off the bus....

:D

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ August 15 2011, 9:07 PM BST

Boy George
George Michael
Simon Amstell
John Barrowman
Alan Cumming
Stephen Fry
Elton John
Matt Lucas
Ian Mckellen
Graham Norton
Peter Tatchell
Dale Winton
Will Young

;)

Marc, surely you can distinguish a satirical swipe at comments on this thread from a bit of homophobia? At least, I thought Corey was gently ribbing you, me and anyone else who has got into this debate.

Thank you, Badge. :)

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Quote: Badge @ August 15 2011, 10:44 PM BST

Marc, surely you can distinguish a satirical swipe at comments on this thread from a bit of homophobia? At least, I thought Corey was gently ribbing you, me and anyone else who has got into this debate.

I don't really notice ribbing when it is so gentle.

Is that an innuendo ? Errr

Depends how people react.

I think I understand why marc feels annoyed, we have gone on a bit now so think it has all been said, not more to add to this sexual behaviour, however funny, is I suppose, a private thing.

I enjoyed exploring this 'asphyxia' and 'auto-eroticism' .

Quote: Badge @ August 15 2011, 10:44 PM BST

Marc, surely you can distinguish a satirical swipe at comments on this thread from a bit of homophobia? At least, I thought Corey was gently ribbing you, me and anyone else who has got into this debate.

Er yes I get that Badge which is why I winked back at her. ;) Or is that not what a wink means now?

Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2011, 8:01 AM BST

Er yes I get that Badge which is why I winked back at her. ;) Or is that not what a wink means now?

Sorry Marc, I didn't realise you were winking back.

That's alright mate, I know how things sometimes come across wrong on these forums!

:D

Ha, you said "come". :)

Laughing out loud

Quote: The Contingency Suicide Note

Dear Woman who cleans my hotel room;

If you have found me hanging from my belt in a closet it's because I was depressed.

If you've found me and I'm not quite dead yet, I wasn't THAT depressed, so please call an ambulance. If reporters ask you why I was depressed, say it's probably because someone stole all of my clothes, except for my two belts, and I was sad about being naked.

If they ask why I had one of the belts tied around my penis, try changing the subject, and ask them if they would like a bucket of complimentary ice from the hotel.

Remember that part about the ambulance, that's the most important part.

THANKS!

Laughing out loud

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