INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
A CHAVVY MAN IS SITTING WATCHING A PORTABLE TELEVISION. THREE GIRLS WEARING HOODIES ENTER THE ROOM
DAD:
Kids, how did it go?
BRITNEY:
Great, I got a chicken tikka masala.
DANNIIII:
I got a beef madras.
LAMBRINI:
And I got a lamb korma.
DAD:
You idiots. I said go and loot Curry's!
TWO BOYS NOW ENTER THE ROOM, THEY'RE BOTH WALKING LIKE JOHN WAYNE
DAD:
Here they are. Did you get Dixons?
Not sure about the last bit though, bit of a stretch.
Quote: Leevil @ August 10 2011, 4:07 PM BST
Not sure about the last bit though, bit of a stretch.
Nice touch 
Quality!
I liked it Gerry But you do have to think twice about the last line.
Good stuff though
My heart sank when I read the title, fearing another tiresome Kaiser Chiefs pastiche.
But this is the nuts. Pistachio nuts, tough at first glance, but worth prising it open.
Thanks for the feedback peeps