DAVE CAMERON AND BORIS JOHNSON
DAVE
So Bozzer old chum those Labour rotters reckon they've got a leader who can finally take us on as prime minister and mayor of London.
BORIS
Rubbish how can you beat someone from the best school in Britain. Bred to lead not to read. And he's a foreign, he's a Pole.
DAVE
I heard he's fat hairy gay pirate. A Mr Aagghh Bear.
DAVE AND BORIS TOGETHER
Pole Aaaggghhh Bear!
OOV LOAD POLAR BEAR ROAR
DAVE
we're from Eaton
BORIS
And we're going to be eaten!
