League

THE LEAGUE OF ULTIMATE EVIL ARE HAVING THEIR MEETING OF ULTIMATE EVIL

LORD BASTARD
How goes our hideous plans for world domination Bitch Queen?

BITCH QUEEN
Fabulously we've convinced every one the real villais are terrorists, tea parties and the collapse of the economy.

LORD BASTARD
Whilst our real plan for world domination takes it's sinister form.

BITCH QUEEN
Oh the fools little do they know we're taking over the world; by crippling it's citizens with cheap footware from JD sports, type 2 diabetes from Greggs fatty treats.

LORD BASTARD
And of course neck sprains from chunky Argos jewellery.

BITCH QUEEN
And the poor fools won't know what hit them!

CAPTAIN PERVERSION HAS BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS ON TELLY

CAPTAIN
Guys I think we might need a new plan.

Nice and topical soots.

I read it once, was a little underwhelmed.
Read it again, this time I got it and chuckled as I
appreciated the logic.

I started with the initial idea, but then stuck with the silly names.

Go figure.

Thanks for all the feedback.

At first I though it might make a good NR sketch.
But with the Telly bit It's a TV sketch, so if you were enjoying the silly names go with it & make it a bit longer.