The last sketch I did for the Skitcomp
LIEUTENANT SAM STRAIGHT IS TALKING TO THE CHIEF OF POLICE.
Straight:
I think it's time I got back out on the streets Boss.
Chief:
If you think you're ready... Then we need to get you a new partner.
Straight:
No way! From now on I'm going solo. Mano a oneo, do you kapisch me?
Chief:
Let's get this straight Straight. None of my guys goes out on the precinct alone.
Straight:
But I ain't never gonna find a guy like Scotty Stand, I don't need to tell you that! Our names went together so well boss.
Chief:
I know, I know but maybe you can have that same magic with someone else, have you heard of Frankie Dire?
Straight:
He's already been snapped up by Harry Higher boss.
Chief:
Damn! Ok ok what have we got.... ah here we go! Bobby Narrow
Straight:
Didn't he just team up with Mickey Mind?
Chief:
I thought Mickey Mind's partner was Bob Bender! Well in that case.....
Straight::
No way! Besides I think Bobby Benders now with Sean Shaper.
Chief:
Have you ever thought of changing your name to Daisy? Because I know Billy Whoops is looking for a right hand Man.
Straight:
That's enough Chief, just put me with the best guy for the job, it don't matter what his name is or how good it sounds.
Chief:
Hey Hey! Let's not go crazy here... we'll find you someone Sam..... hey how about this guy
Chris Curyus
Straight:
Straight & Curious?
Chief:
Me too! C'mon let's hit the showers.
Straight: (Loosening his tie)
He get's me everytime.
