You won't pay 80 quid to renew your passport because you ain't going to get your ten year's money's worth out of it.
when...
You don't know you stink of pee till someone is kind enough to tell you.
You know you're old when...
When you get a letter telling you how to claim your Old Age Pension.
(Mine arrived last week)
Quote: bushbaby @ August 2 2011, 9:42 PM BSTYou won't pay 80 quid to renew your passport because you ain't going to get your ten year's money's worth out of it.
when...
You don't know you stink of pee till someone is kind enough to tell you.
My husband's uncle went to visit his daughters in South Africa when he was 90, so you've a long way to go.
Your beard turns white over night
You don't know who's in the charts anymore.
You think Amy Winehouse is a club
Nice one Bush!
Ta 
Sorry, could you repeat that? I didn't hear the question.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ August 2 2011, 10:25 PM BSTSorry, could you repeat that? I didn't hear the question.
Is this my house?
Oooh Ken Dodd's playing the Apollo? I'll get my tartan rug, thermos and extra big piss bag.
Is this my house?
Oooh Ken Dodd's playing the Apollo? I'll get my tartan rug, thermos and extra big piss bag.
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2011, 10:32 PM BSTIs this my house?
Oooh Ken Dodd's playing the Apollo? I'll get my tartan rug, thermos and extra big piss bag.
Is this my house?
Oooh Ken Dodd's playing the Apollo? I'll get my tartan rug, thermos and extra big piss bag.
You start to repeat yourself...
You absolutely cannot believe it's 45 years since World Cup Willy.
Quote: bushbaby @ August 2 2011, 10:52 PM BSTYou absolutely cannot believe it's 45 years since you got some World Cup Willy.
Ouch
>_<
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2011, 10:54 PM BSTOuch
I know.