British Comedy Guide

Useless facts. Page 7

Quote: Badge @ August 13 2011, 1:45 AM BST

Are you looking for an argument?

One about conspiracy theories please. :)

Quote: Leevil @ August 13 2011, 2:05 AM BST

One about conspiracy theories please. :)

I <3 conspiracy theories.

Did you hear the one about Jake How? I'm jokeing of course.

*X-Files music*

I [searches frantically for a "poop on" icon] conspiracy theories.

There are no black olympic swimming champs.

Quote: dellas @ August 13 2011, 5:16 AM BST

There are no black olympic swimming champs.

Wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullen_Jones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Ervin

;) OK Told you I was useless at facts, give up now Butt!

;) OK Told you I was useless at facts, give up now Butt!

The continent of Asia is larger than the Moon.

(Source: Danny Baker)

You can eat large garden snails, but you must cleanse their digestive system first by placing them in bran. If they've eaten something toxic, like foxgloves, residues could remain the gut and be harmful to you.

(That was the first fun fact I was taught at horticultural college)

Ketchup is red.

(Source - Tomato)

When Kellogs first invented corn flakes they thought they would help to stop people from masturbating

;) How? make gloves out of them?

Did you just watch a repeat of QI?

Quote: Chappers @ August 21 2011, 11:16 PM BST

Ketchup is red.

(Source - Tomato)

Tosh. Ketchup is the Malay word for sauce, often thick, sweet soy sauce. The red stuff is tomato sauce.

Yeah but he means Tomato Ketchup. And tomato sauce is normally something like Dolmio.

Tomato Sauce:

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Ketchup

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