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Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 1 2011, 10:36 PM BST

A Kangaroo has three vaginas.
(well the female ones do anyway)

So does ndubz

Girls Aloud have six.

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2012, 12:49 AM BST

Girls Aloud have sex.

With you?

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 26 2012, 12:49 AM BST

Girls Aloud have sex.

With you?

Surely this is useless facts, not useless speculation.

This morning I had four biscuits for breakfast.

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The total population of Monaco is 37,371 and is the most densely populated country in the world.

Quote: dellas @ October 27 2012, 6:51 PM BST

The total population of Monaco is 37,371 and is the most densely populated country in the world.

And many of them are stinking rich.

There are 613 commandments in the Torah not the just ten as most people think.

Jesus was almost certainly born in Nazareth. There was no Roman cencus at the time of his birth, Bethlehem was the place the messiah was meant to be born and therefore the gospel was doctored. There is no mention of a virgin birth by any contemporary source, it was added long after Jesus died

Quote: Pingl @ October 28 2012, 10:27 AM GMT

There are 613 commandments in the Torah not the just ten as most people think.

Jesus was almost certainly born in Nazareth. There was no Roman cencus at the time of his birth, Bethlehem was the place the messiah was meant to be born and therefore the gospel was doctored. There is no mention of a virgin birth by any contemporary source, it was added long after Jesus died

As the famous Limerick went...

It wasn't the Almighty that went up her nighty
It was Joseph the dirty old sod

I can't spell census :$

Actors who turned down the part of James Bond

Richard Burton
Cary Grant
Richard Johnson
Patrick McGoohan
James Mason
Rod Taylor
Neil Connery (Sean's brother)
Burt Reynolds
Adam West
Clint Eastwood
Michael Gambon

Rejected screen tests

William Gaunt
Lewis Collins
Ian Ogilvy
Ralph Fiennes
Patrick Mower
Paul MacGann
Sam Neill
Hugh Grant

Actors considered for DR Who

First Dr

Geoffrey Bayldon
Cyril Cusak

Second Dr

Michael Horden

Third Dr

Ron Moody

Fourth Dr

Graham Crowden
Richard Hearne
Michael Bentine
Bernard Cribbins
Fulton Mackay
Jim Dale

Fifth Dr

Richard Griffiths

Seventh Dr

Ken Campbell
Chris Jury

Eighth Dr

Rowan Atkinson
Robert Lindsey
Eric Idle
Anthony Head
Rik Mayell
Billy Connolly

Ninth Dr

Hugh Grant
Bill Nighy
Eddie Izzard

Tenth Dr

Robert Carlyle
Paterson Joseph
David Walliams
Benedict Cumberbatch

Cribbinssssssssssssssssssss!

Quote: Pingl @ October 28 2012, 10:46 AM GMT

I can't spell census :$

I was just thinking that. (And sneering, of course)

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